irc.bbs-scene.org !calc list
In some of the irc channels on irc.bbs-scene.org live a bot, a very special bot named bbsbot. His job is not to keep order or to op and voice people. No, he is made for greater things.
One of bbsbot's great functions is maintaining a list, a list referenced as the "calc" list. When you type !calc in a channel that bbsbot is in he will return a random string from the calc database. If you wish to add something to this database simply type "!calc something = something" (of course replace the something with, well, something).
Below is a complete list (it's updated once an hour) of everything in the bbsbot !calc database
!calc entry #1 : sbbsunix = http://www.synchro.net/docs/sbbsunix.txt
!calc entry #2 : customize sync = http://www.synchro.net/docs/customization.html#MenusAndTextFiles
!calc entry #3 : diskshop = http://bbs.diskshop.ca
!calc entry #4 : l-arginine = http://altmedicine.about.com/cs/herbsvitaminsad/a/Arginine.htm
!calc entry #5 : cfgfaq = http://www.synchro.net/docs/v3cfgfaq.txt
!calc entry #6 : customize sync = http://www.synchro.net/docs/v3cfgfaq.txt and http://www.synchro.net/docs/customization.html#MenusAndTextFiles
!calc entry #7 : list=needs a freaking calc list on the web, thanks!
!calc entry #8 : AricKnight = Sysop of the "End of the Internet BBS" telnet://endoftheinternet.darktech.org
!calc entry #9 : Jas = Homo
!calc entry #10 : entropy = entropy bbs the worlds finest bbs with c64/amiga/atari/console/art/bbs/pda and lots more "telnet://entropybbs.co.nz "
!calc entry #11 : bbs = bbses are dead
!calc entry #12 : bbs = bulletin board system: a computer that is running software that allows users to leave messages and access information of general interest
!calc entry #13 : bbses = Back before all this Internet hype, people were playing games, downloading files, chatting and sending mail via a service known as a BBS (Bulletin Board System).
!calc entry #14 : internet = Yeah, just a phase it'll pass soon enough. :)
!calc entry #15 : deathr0w = ENTROPY BBS Sysop
!calc entry #16 : warp4 = Omicron Theta * net261.ath.cx * WINServer & Windows 2003 Server Powered * Fidonet, SpiffNet, DoveNet and MORE!
!calc entry #17 : deuce deuce = perl guy, Synchronet hacker, FreeBSD user, perl guy, telnet://freebsd.synchro.net and telnet://tw2.thebbs.org e-mail to shurd@sasktel.net [added by: Deuce]
!calc entry #18 : deuce = perl guy, Synchronet hacker, FreeBSD user, perl guy, telnet://freebsd.synchro.net and telnet://tw2.thebbs.org e-mail to shurd@sasktel.net
!calc entry #19 : zoc = This powerful terminal emulator and telnet client is well known for it's outstanding user interface. (Link: http://www.emtec.com/zoc/index.html)http://www.emtec.com/zoc/index.html
!calc entry #20 : bbs dosbox = DOSBox for the BBS. Get them non-fossil doors working on your Telnet Fossol Only BBS! (Link: http://dosbox.bbsdev.net/)http://dosbox.bbsdev.net/
!calc entry #21 : RTE200 = division by zero bug in CRT unit of Turbo Pascal 7, and asm units. Non exe-compressed files can be fixed by a patch such as tppatch (german) or better get use PatchCRT. (Link: http://www.kennedysoftware.ie/patchcrt.htm)http://www.kennedysoftware.ie/patchcrt.htm
!calc entry #22 : manning = http://www.randm.ca/
!calc entry #23 : PHARCYDE = telnet://bbs.pharcyde.org >> Running a heavily modded Mystic setup. Artpack collection, Doors, Messages (local and networked).
!calc entry #24 : mt32 = http://ozone.eesc.com great telnet client. doesnt suck like syncterm
!calc entry #25 : ansi music = annoying beeps
!calc entry #26 : Age of Reason = telnet//aor.retroarchive.org - A real Apple II BBS running on a real Apple IIe!
!calc entry #27 : Enthral = http://enthralbbs.com
!calc entry #28 : Warp4 = Omicron Theta * robertwolfe.org * http://robertwolfe.org:81 * Now 8 Nodes of WINServer Greatness!
!calc entry #29 : netsurge = +o bbs.diskshop.ca // contact : netsurge@bbs.diskshop.ca
!calc entry #30 : bbsfinder = http://bbsfinder.darktech.org // free+fast+easy bbs banner site with no click ratios no dead banners!
!calc entry #31 : bbsbanner = http://bbsbanner.darktech.org // free+fast+easy bbs banner site with no click ratios no dead banners!
!calc entry #32 : The Pharcyde = Call it, bitch. telnet://bbs.pharcyde.org
!calc entry #33 : at2k = Virtual Advanced BBS Support (www.vadvbbs.com)
!calc entry #34 : vbbs = Virtual Bulletin Board System (www.vadvbbs.com)
!calc entry #35 : vadv = Virtual Advanced BBS (www.vadvbbs.com)
!calc entry #36 : eob = edge of oblivion bbs http / telnet / ftp eob-bbs.com files/games/forums
!calc entry #37 : Flash Policy Server = http://www.vadvbbs.com/products/utilities/downloads/index.php#flashpolicyserver
!calc entry #38 : mmn = MMN - Based in Toronto, ONT running since 1996 - www.mmn.on.ca
!calc entry #39 : mononoke = group of Dutch hackers/sysadmins/netadmins bbs.mononoke.nl
!calc entry #40 : bacon = http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/stories/obese-skunk-put-on-vegetarian-diet-to-battle-bacon
!calc entry #41 : 42 = the answer to life the universe and everything
!calc entry #42 : phlash = hip hop comic sensation by night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkqZ7_sL0lI
!calc entry #43 : mystic bbs = http://mysticbbs.com/
!calc entry #44 : cyan = email sysop@rrx.ca
!calc entry #45 : calc = http://bbs-scene.org/calc.php
!calc entry #46 : list=http://bbs-scene.org/calc.php
!calc entry #47 : list= http://bbs-scene.org/calc.php
!calc entry #48 : mononoke=
!calc entry #49 : MT32 = http://ozone.eesc.com mtelnet telnet client by dink
!calc entry #50 : citadel=http://www.citadel.org/
!calc entry #51 : pcboard= RUN A FUCKING WIN32 BBS SOFTWARE
!calc entry #52 : pcboard=
!calc entry #53 : THE ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING =
!calc entry #54 : hwmonitor=http://www.cpuid.com/hwmonitor.php
!calc entry #55 : spidy = http://lou81.com/IMG_0486.JPG
!calc entry #56 : superbear = http://bbs.electronicchicken.com/superbear-xmas.jpg
!calc entry #57 : stickam=http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7820/poster58643812.jpg
!calc entry #58 : airport codes=http://www.world-airport-codes.com
!calc entry #59 : synchdocs= http://www.synchro.net/docs/index.htm :: http://www.synchro.net/docs/sysop.html :: http://www.synchro.net/docs/baja.html :: http://www.synchro.net/docs/tcpip_faq.html :: http://www.synchro.net/docs/customization.html
!calc entry #60 : bbsnews=http://bbsnews.org
!calc entry #61 : netfoss=http://pcmicro.com/netfoss/download.html
!calc entry #62 : irex=http://members.shaw.ca/InternetRex/
!calc entry #63 : Love = God loves everyone!
!calc entry #64 : love=
!calc entry #65 : sex = word, to youre grandmother, and god bless us all. jesus told jas, we better get moving, so they did. santa claus, just walked in and told the seven dwers. listen, up baby, were on the run, war form 1914. and, still batman just kept on moving, telling storys/whatsoever!!!! :)))) kthnx/kiss
!calc entry #66 : sex=
!calc entry #67 : stickam=
!calc entry #68 : Pcboard=You can ge the directory list patch cnfn.ppe from bbs.cyberchatnet.com. It fix the numbering problem if you go over1,000 conferences. The file is located in the windows conferences and pcboard dirctory.
!calc entry #69 : pcboard=
!calc entry #70 : renegade=http://renegade.bigbig.com
!calc entry #71 : loveclown=heya. im, a boy from norway. 27 years old. just, trying to mess around with this shit. contact me if possible. reaching out for this damned world. drinking, cherry coke for the moment. enjoy the sight dude/girls. from, that fact. im located at the planet of aliens. trying, to figure out an story, for the cute little kids out there in the world! ;)))?
!calc entry #72 : math=imagen, this bitch without the planet of vulcan. after all, the planet earth aint that big. just, just yet. signing, auto. and shit! :)))). explaning the math, of an negro.
!calc entry #73 : pcboard = entropybbs.co.nz
!calc entry #74 : pcb=bbs.cyberchatnet.com. We have over 40,000 files including Pcboard support files.
!calc entry #75 : pcb =
!calc entry #76 : pcb = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCBoard
!calc entry #77 : pcboard =
!calc entry #78 : pcboard = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCBoard
!calc entry #79 : mamarammler= mom humper
!calc entry #80 : mamarammler=
!calc entry #81 : usurper=http://www.usurper.dangarden.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1741
!calc entry #82 : pcboardsource=http://www.mercopus.com/forums/mercopus-lounge/14-download-pcboard-bulletin-board-software-bbs.html
!calc entry #83 : haciend = haciend.bbs.fi
!calc entry #84 : patchcrt=ftp://vert.synchro.net/main/util/patchcrt.zip
!calc entry #85 : sex = word, to youre grandmother, and god bless us all. jesus told jas, we better get moving, so they did. santa claus, just walked in and told the seven dwers. listen, up baby, were on the run, war form 1914. and, still batman just kept on moving, telling storys/whatsoever!!!! :)))) kthnx/kiss
!calc entry #86 : phil = http://bbs.electronicchicken.com/thephilfile.txt
!calc entry #87 : roadroader = Feb 25 22:14:37 <phil> Roadroader please do not start with me. I can make some comments that dm is no perfect either.
!calc entry #88 : jerkbot = Arguably the best bot ever, jerkbot is currently banned from #bbs due to a lack of social graces.
!calc entry #89 : jas = puke
!calc entry #90 : sysop = http://entropybbs.co.nz/worstsysop.jpg
!calc entry #91 : worstsysop = http://entropybbs.co.nz/worstsysop.jpg
!calc entry #92 : philcall=http://bbses.info/phil01.wav
!calc entry #93 : sudndeath=http://www.shopinprivate.com/doucbagwiten.html
!calc entry #94 : michrech=telnet://sinep.gotdns.com
!calc entry #95 : synchronet.tcpipfaq=http://www.synchro.net/docs/tcpip_faq.html
!calc entry #96 : synchronet.vista+=You must copy SBBSEXEC.DLL to your Windows "System32" folder
!calc entry #97 : bbses.info=http://eob-bbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12805
!calc entry #98 : spidy.pics=http://entropybbs.co.nz/bof.jpg http://lou81.com/IMG_0486.JPG http://eob-bbs.com/spidy.jpg
!calc entry #99 : spidy.pics=http://eob-bbs.com/pics/main.php?g2_itemId=11
!calc entry #100 : synchronet.webserver=http://www.synchro.net/docs/websrvr.txt
!calc entry #101 : synchronet.ftn=http://web.archive.org/web/20060907005744/net229.darktech.org/
!calc entry #102 : lux=+o phybbs.dyndns.org
!calc entry #103 : old.google=http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=all
!calc entry #104 : no2pencil=+o
!calc entry #105 : no2pencil=+o bbs.akroncdnr.com
!calc entry #106 : entry brokenM = http:\\tiabbs.synchro.net:8080 // Contact broken.mind@tiabbs.synchro.net // fflhcn1@gmail.com
!calc entry #107 : entry brokenM =
!calc entry #108 : brokenM = http:\\tiabbs.synchro.net:8080 // Contact broken.mind@tiabbs.synchro.net // fflhcn1@gmail.com
!calc entry #109 : lux = +o phybbs.dyndns.org lux1s@@@@@@yahoo
!calc entry #110 : rick parrish=http://www.randm.ca/
!calc entry #111 : s3m = scream tracker file
!calc entry #112 : bof = babes.ocean5.org Babes on fire . Basic daydream/linux setup some ansi/ascii art
!calc entry #113 : kermit = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_(protocol)
!calc entry #114 : babes on fire = Babes on Fire BBS - +o spidy, co-sysops: cyberboy, gizmo, superbear, bluedog, lou81 - ocean5 HQ kthnx! - art/continent kthnx! - babes.ocean5.org
!calc entry #115 : pcm = (pulse code modulation) is a digital scheme for transmitting analog data. The signals in PCM are binary; that is, there are only two possible states, represented by logic 1 (high) and logic 0 (low). PCM is usually logic 1. :)
!calc entry #116 : mcmlxxix=vagina
!calc entry #117 : bbs-scene = The greatest set of bbs services ever created. This guy Netsurge know's his shit, even better than anything I could do, and my coding skills suck. Check it out at http://bbs-scene.org
!calc entry #118 : bbses.info = Come for the IRC, stay for the friendly service!
!calc entry #119 : d4nth3m4n = i jump on #bbs sometimes, yuz all talk about stuff wat hurts my mentals
!calc entry #120 : phil = http://bbs.electronicchicken.com/pages.ssjs?page=363bff2c076e377ebb3d4e1f81c2d6ca
!calc entry #121 : drugs = better role an join before im cracking up
!calc entry #122 : napserbate = the act of masturbating while napping
!calc entry #123 : minute=60 seconds
!calc entry #124 : mtelnet = ftp://bbsing.info/mTelnet/mTelnet-1.0b12-Setup.exe
!calc entry #125 : Bajan = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbadian_English
!calc entry #126 : bbs.cyberchatnet.com = Home of King James III
!calc entry #127 : bbs.cyberchatnet.com = Cyber Chat Net: Your source for barely legal pornography!
!calc entry #128 : 'Empire of the Dragon' = Better than bbs.cyberchatnet.com!
!calc entry #129 : BBS-SCENE = 48 hour ban for joining.
!calc entry #130 : Deuce = weak.
!calc entry #131 : calc = calc.
!calc entry #132 : Mystic = http://www.mysticbbs.com/
!calc entry #133 : thorny = telnet://thornysbbs.com
!calc entry #134 : lux = physicsbbs.info
!calc entry #135 : a=4
!calc entry #136 : glass 2/3 full = empty
!calc entry #137 : pi=3.1459
!calc entry #138 : poo poo = poopy doopy
!calc entry #139 : The question = <phil> The question is your IQ is at the level of 10 that you are so retarded to tell the difference of what is right from wrong.
!calc entry #140 : oper abuse = 48 hour ban
!calc entry #141 : Why you should use masking tape = http://space.ocean5.org/#5.53
!calc entry #142 : painting = 48 hour ban
!calc entry #143 : it's = motherfucked
!calc entry #144 : it = it's motherfucked
!calc entry #145 : what's motherfucked = It.
!calc entry #146 : phil = http://www.viennava.gov/allagendas/clerk_minutes20031006.htm
!calc entry #147 : dwers = In the hallucinatory alternate reality in which spidy lives, the Seven Dwers are assistants to Santa Claus and possibly Batman.
!calc entry #148 : shakira = spidy's favourite bitch out there in the world.
!calc entry #149 : lastspoke = broken due to overcalcing
!calc entry #150 : echicken = biggist hackass on earth!
!calc entry #151 : assumtion = All of mother fuckups.
!calc entry #152 : distortion = distortion bbs run by jack phlash - telnet://d1st.org
!calc entry #153 : King James III = A man who did not learn from history.
!calc entry #154 : 5 year old children = Phil does not speak to them.
!calc entry #155 : phil = dirty, poop-eating sinner
!calc entry #156 : phil = MOPED NOT TO EXCEED 35 MPH
!calc entry #157 : cool = dim f as FolderItem(/mail1/)
!calc entry #158 : digitalman = Genius
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